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    novur:

    SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

    SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

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      straitwaistcoat:

      macmuffinpro:

      comicsinthecoffeeshop:

      skoothsmin:

      thattrollwiththehorns:

      understanding-and-aware:

      remember him?

      i actually had forgotten about him

      thank you for this

      I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid
      What he’s basically saying is he likes to get…paid

      The internet can bastardize it all it likes, Shrek was a great fuckin film.

      ta ta ta ta ta ta

      I knew this song by heart

      SHREK

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          shavingryansprivates:

          do u ever feel like playing sonic the hedgehog without leaving ur dashboard

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            • doctor you
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            riddlemehiddleston:

            quitcomplaining:

            i have been laughing about this for eighty four years

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              • I'm Not A Loser
              • Sublime
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              Sublime- I’m Not A Loser (Descendents Cover)

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                • Thrift Shop ft. DoodleBob
                • Macklemore X DoodleBob
                • FINLAND
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                richieepicness:

                So this Happened.

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                  • Crazy For You
                  • Best Coast
                  • Crazy For You
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                  sexhaver:

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                    mage-of-derp:

                    hetaliantomato:

                    coterieinc:

                    DIY: BLACKHEADS, BE GONE

                    Bye bye blackheads: Use a half lemon and 3-4 drops of honey. Rub the lemon on your face, especially in blackhead-prone areas like nose, chin etc. Leave the lemon and honey mixture on your face for 5 minutes, then wash it with cold water. You should see the results immediately. Additionally, lemon juice will also fade other marks/spots on the face and honey will moisturize.

                    CAUTION: Never go out into the sun with lemon juice on your face. Lemon juice can make your skin photo sensitive, or extra sensitive to sunlight, resulting in the opposite effect - discoloration or burns. 

                    Wait at least 30 minutes before going outside.

                    This is Tumblr. Do you really think any of us go outside regularly?

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                      thedalekshavetheimpala:

                      goldembers:

                      captainnaustralia:

                      i made a thing

                      helpful as fuck

                      Are you a teacher because you should be one

                      I’ve known how to do this since at least 4th-5th grade.

                      If there’s one good thing about my school, it’s that they drill into your head how to write paragraphs and shit early on.

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